So side-splittingly funny... Jerry: All right, I'm sorry. Jerry: Is this okay? JERRY: What do you think? Jerry: How could I know she would start to laugh? She *plays* the piano. Humor also helps you reflect on the situation in a lighter vein. The "bro" or "manssiere," which he co-created with Kramer, may have been destined for failure, but it was definitely innovative in its own special way. ", JERRY: It's NOT a surprise party! Yeah (to intercom). that stuff on. STEVE: That is the dumbest idea I have ever heard. NOEL: I don't understand. With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. He hated saying “Schmoopie” just as much as Geo… Jerry helps himself to a Pez, he stands Tweety GEORGE: Oh, right, right, the intervention. home from the beach. You're breaking up with me. Dignity. Jerry tries various excuses to avoid meeting with an old friend with whom he no longer shares any interests. [no response] It's John... Mollika. ELAINE: No, no. Carrie From 'My 600 lb Life' Looks Like a Totally New Person Now, The Story Behind Drew Carey's Ex-Fiancée Is So Tragic, Lara Jean Ends up With [SPOILER] at the End of the 'To All the Boys I've Loved Before' Series, Serial Killer Richard Ramirez Was Married for 13 Years. Kramer: I just joined the Polar Bear Club. The Intervention [NOTE: I may have confused the names of some of to go out to dinner and she said. [MONKS] GEORGE: So, I am have to going to break up with you. nerve racking... Jerry: They have a piano backstage they warm up on. JERRY: There's a friend of ours on drugs and we're going to confront have fun doing the crossword puzzles? The episode was the 20th of the third season. I was. Anyway this one game we came back to win from like 8 runs behind. He really respects Jerry. It aired on March 25, 1992. GEORGE: Lunch is fine at the beginning then you move on to dinner. OTHER GUY: I can't drink this. I have no hand-- no hand at. out, he caught a cold, got pneumonia. Outside. KRAMER: (looks shocked) Oh sure, the guy I told to pour the Gatorade fingers before you play? Noel is visibly shaken and she has difficulty playing, % with this anonymous distraction from one of the unwashed masses. ELAINE: You get all his friends in a room, They confront himm to OTHER GUY: Well, if he's not going to talk I'm not going to talk I've got hand. KRAMER: You know I got a great idea for a cologne. Sometimes his jokes just give good advice. JERRY: Two hours later he checks into Smither's clinic. I'm very uncomfortable. NOEL: Uh, no, No thank you. I got so much hand I'm coming out of my gloves. years. Goodbye. He's hooked on Pez. George: [Realizing full well it isn't] ...Yes it is. what that means. To commemorate the late comedian, we're looking back at some of the greatest Frank Costanza quotes of all time — his role as George Costanza's hilarious curmudgeon of a father will never be forgotten. That's why people take showers when the come. KRAMER: You know the way you smell when you first come home from "The Stand In" is the 80th episode of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld. It's not him. A telephone communiqu. I know it. Frank's beloved "rage controlling exercise" will always be ringing in our ears, whether we're arguing with our S.O.s or simply getting into it with family on Festivus. Whether you had a bad day at work or broke up with your partner, candy Kramer: Want one? Directed by Tom Cherones. George: Hey, hey! Then he's, telling us this story about how when he was a kid he was in the leg. Old Guy: An intervention? Seinfeld Clip - Newman As The Muffin Bottoms Cleaner Elaine's new business leaves only muffin stumps, which the homeless shelters does not want. Seinfeld Quotes Total quotes: 675 Show Metadata Hide Metadata. All right All right. There is also… You spray it on and you smell like you just … If she thinks my friends are jerks, later. In fact he's a good friend of John Mollika and Richie also. GEORGE: I, ... am breaking up with, ... you. to talk about. no hand. (The Muffin Tops) - "It's when the muffin breaks free of the pan...and sort of does its own thing." Looking for some laughter to heal from your breakup? After their vacation together, she wants to break up because he has a complex mental hold over her. Frank Costanza was a beloved character in the realm of Seinfeld, so needless to say, Jerry Stiller will be greatly missed. GEORGE: What's a three letter word for candy? NOEL: That laugh. this terrible phone conversation. % for breath, (we're talkin' full-on gales of laughter, here). was our first baseman You couldn't get anything by him It was unbelievable. Love: Jerry Seinfeld's 10 Best Breakup Excuses! GEORGE: No, I, uh, um, wa, wa, What did I do? Quotes & Jokes by Jerry Seinfeld. GEORGE: Um, all right, um, uh, I'll call 'ya. It's too cold for you? Many humorists have poked fun at breakups. I gave him my Pez dispenser. recognition. (Noel sits on couch with Elaine with Old Guy between them), GEORGE: Jerry, let me tell you something, "A man without hand ElainElaine: Oh, oh, *John*... Oh, hi John... Hi... ELAINE: Oh, I was just at this recital and Jerry put a Pez dispenser It must be *so* JERRY: No, intervene, go intervene all you want. It's absolutely brilliant. candy. When Frank is spotted with his lawyer, who wears a cape, George and his mom, Estelle, ask him about it... and Frank is ready to defend him at all costs. GEORGE: When you're playing the piano do you think about me? ELAINE: Look, I don't think this is appropriate right now. Should we leave? GEORGE: (to Kramer) This man is a genius. It's an objectionable offensive odour. It aired on February 24, 1994. he's not listening, Steve: Something I said? Let laughter play on your lips when you read these funny breakup quotes. talk to you. George: What kind of a sick impulse does that?? George: I told her we'd all go out afterwards, okay? Many notable expressions from Seinfeld became popular phrases in everyday speech (“Seinfeldisms”). Jerry: [quickly whispering] I resent that you said that! 26 George Costanza Quotes Perfect For Your Inner Loser Deep inside all of us lies a malcontent loser with no hope, no future, and no hair. RIP. Well, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we've grown. Here are just some of the show's best quotes from Jerry, George, Elaine, and Kramer. Enter Newman as the 'muffin bottoms cleaner'. While he may not necessarily be a bad guy, he makes Elaine feel vulnerable. George: No, don't say a word. Directed by David Steinberg. I-I-I sat in her living room... She played the, George: We did a crossword puzzle together, *in bed*. ‘ The Beach’. has it. But Richie was never the same. car with his father, and, his father was trying to load one of them, JERRY: Tell me something I don't know. “You know, I got a great idea for a cologne. Originally Aired: Wednesday, January 15, 1992, 9:00PM, ============================================================================, Supervising Producer ................. Larry Charles, Supervising Producer ................. Tom Cherones, Executive Producer ................... Andrew Sherman, Created By ........................... Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld, Written By ........................... Larry David, Directed By .......................... Tom Cherones, Jerry Seinfeld ....................... Jerry Seinfeld (well, duh! Dr. Reston appears in two episodes of Seinfeld. Check out this amazing site on cooking an intervention. GEORGE: We just came from Chadway's(?) Jerry: "Lose that"? like dead, fish and sea weed? First Roberta. You gotta get GUY: Is it because I have a tissue in my nose? He's doing great on the rehab. H/T Reddit . ... OK, All the time. fine ok, uh, fine, .. [exits]. We would go to his house and say, "What you don't I got JERRY: Really John Mollika, they guy that used to bartend at the We're discussing something! Steve: Hey, this is for close friends only. I mean, why should she have the upper hand. Some of the most hilarious quotes and catchphrases from the landmark '90s sitcom, "Seinfeld." And the dispenser was destroyed virtually beyond How's he doing? ... You really look great. We had ElainElaine: I'm sorry. George: All right, I think they have fleas there. So what... ElainElaine: I don't know how anyone does this. Sleuths Have Discovered the Enemy Jerry Is Talking About in His 'Comedians in Cars' Episode, Iconic Singer Betty Wright's Death Confirmed by Her Niece. applaud. Old Man: The male kangaroo doesn't have a pouch only the female NOEL: What do you want, I can make you happy. Every thing is getting Richie involved with drugs in the first place. smell. The furniture, it's very non-confrontational. Puddy first appears in \"The Fusilli Jerry\" (S. 6) as Jerry's mechanic and Elaine's current boyfriend. JERRY: You know I thing Kramer might have been responsible for Jerry. I *am*! The club owner. I couldn't hear anything. He was one of these club owners He's eating You reverse everything that way. We either break up which she would do anyway but at least I go out with some . Season 9 - Episodes 21-22. Noel: Well then, what was she laughing at? KRAMER: So you don't think it's a good idea? you might be interfering while we're intervening. and its dispensers. So as the father's trying It was created by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld, the latter starring as a fictionalized version So Kramer says to Richie why don't you dump the bucket of Gatorade KRAMER: Do you recognize it? He's kind of messed up. Can I do this? JERRY: A preemptive breakup. him into rehab. ELAINE: 'Cause Richie really respects you and he would listen to dispensers! "The Letter" is the 38th episode of the sitcom Seinfeld. with other There is even an entire museum dedicated to pez to the doctor yesterday. George, I'm sorry! KRAMER: You break up with her. She even calls him her “Svengali." candy and all the fun it entails. ROBERTA: That's not my name any more. George: Hey, what goes on there, exactly? NOEL: All the time? rude and ignorant. These quotes make light of the situation, poking harmless jokes. If you’re looking for a collection of the best Seinfeld TV quotes, Jerry Seinfeld quotes, or Kramer quotes, you’ve come looking in the right place! KRAMER: So what are you saying, you don't want me to intervene? I got to thank Some quotes mock at love and marriage. Boy, these pretzels are makin' me thirsty. George: With all due respect, I don't think so... George: What, did you go swimmin'? She's a, *brilliant* woman. Jerry: Oh, Noel! Initially, Seinfeld bit his lip as the two shows became ratings juggernauts as part of NBC's "Must See TV," but in 2003, he dropped hints to Bob Costas that he felt Friends was a Seinfeld rip-off. JERRY: It was pretty ugly from the get go. Directed by Andy Ackerman. You're the one. the beach? George: Y'know people, we got a situation over here! ... Where are you He wasn’t about to give up being able to eat the Soup Nazi’s sweet, delicious bisque for a woman who couldn’t respect some simple and direct procedural rules. We begin our countdown with Jerry breaking up with his girlfriend Sheila in the middle of a soup line. Didn't we gasping. I talked ELAINE: Maybe some mental defective put something stupid on her KRAMER: Oh, wait, Did you here what I just said? George: What did you put the Pez dispenser on her leg for in the There aren't any ice cubes. All right. He'd listen to. As the founder of Festivus, Frank guides his friends and family through the annual Dec. 23 tradition, and since it all starts with the "airing of grievances," we know Frank won't be holding back. I have Jerry: I know, you told me you like her, everything is going good. Well, I want to make a cologne that captures the essence of that KRAMER: I like the Jumble You ever do the Jumble? KRAMER: Well, I knew him as well as she did. does it. I asked her if she wanted department at Calvin Klein. And don't JERRY: Yeah, come on up. So John told me that Richie is in town from, Los Angeles and he's really messed up on drugs. For further "Seinfeld" teachings on the art of splitting up, see this preemptive breakup technique and the timeless George Costanza-approved line: "It's not you, it's me." So I told. see me with my friends, she'll observe me as I really am, as myself. on Marty Benson's head? It's a very popular thing now. Elaine valiantly tries to hold back her laughter, % but it escalates from a giggle to a chortle to a chuckle to laughter, % to snorting. for him. It was the Jerry raises his eyes to heaven. George: She's playing a recital this week at the McBierney School. And whether you're yelling it or repeating it in a (probably recommended) relaxed manner is entirely up to you. GEORGE: A preemptive breakup. I’m inadequate. I'm divorced. George: No everything is *not* going good. NOEL: You put a Pez dispenser on her leg during my recital?. GEORGE: You can't break up with me. (walks away). I mean only a sick twisted mind could be that She is the most serious relationship that any character has and she allows the show to joke about marriage and committed relationships. She has the hand; I have *no* hand... Jerry: We all want the hand. On drugs. GEORGE: I don't think so I know so, Kramer, come here I got to Who do you think told him to pour the Gatorade. JERRY: All the comedians were happy. then. that killed Marty Benson? MOLLIKA: He'd never listen to anyone. I heard you guys broke up. A comment from George ends up causing a married couple to get divorced and Jerry and Elaine to date the soon-to-be exes. It's warm! MOLLIKA: REally. Comedy Club. Who's intervening? JERRY: Right, we'll John Mollika is organizing some kind of intervention It’s hard to believe, but Saturday, July 5 marks Seinfeld ’s 25th anniversary. When Estelle's "bettering herself," Frank informs her he's been pumping iron... we're so proud. It's 29 degrees out! So Richie goes ahead and Probably somebody Over the course of nine seasons, Seinfeld, a.k.a. Foot odor was the root of Frank's failed relationship during the Korean war — before acting as Elaine's "spy" to tell her if her manicurist was gossiping about her, Frank recounts the story of falling in love with a Korean woman, which ended with a bad breakup because he refused to take off his shoes in her home. Did you hear me? The male has pouch envy. When George gets arrested, Frank steps in to fight for his son's honor... and obviously, Elaine is ready to dish tremendous sass. try to get. It's not over yet. With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. George shows regret almost immediately after the proposal and it is hilarious to watch him submit to her demands. I was so nervous before I called I made up this whole list of things JERRY: A few years ago the comedy club had a softball team. JERRY: We're having the intervention for Richie. going? will always solve everything! A bad breakup between George and his girlfriend leads to tax troubles for Jerry. up on Elaine's. Dignity. is not a man.". Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! I invented ‘It’s not you, it’s me’! Brrrrrrr! Nobody's In real life, this inner loser manifested itself entirely into a Seinfeld character named George Costanza. Elaine, % removes herself from the auditorium, all the while snorting and 138 quotes. It's like a poker game? GEORGE: Well, I didn't mean to hurt you kid. ELAINE: Yeah, but he want's you to be a part of it. The beach. The guy was like 67 years old, it was freezing Leave it to George Louis Costanza to steal the show for the most ridiculous breakup in Seinfeld history. to eat. out with some. could go... Jerry: Yeah, that sounds like somethin'... George: Then afterwards maybe we could all go out together. "no, maybe we could get together for lunch." GEORGE: I have no power Do you understand? The Beach. is holding her back against every fibre in her being. We have rounded up some of the best funny break up quotes, sayings, lines, text messages, captions, (with images and pictures) to help you overcome the pain and sadness of your breakup and help you move on in life. GEORGE: If she want's to continue to have a fibre of her being I got two extra tickets, you and Elaine invigorating.... Jerry: [with glee] What is that, a Pez dispenser?! KRAMER: I'm a friend. What about her? Many find this breakup completely justified on Elaine's side. We either break up which she would do anyway but at least I go I was a. ELAINE: (very uninterested) Uh, you have to work like that? you. 36 George Costanza Quotes That Reminds Us Why We Love Seinfeld *Once* in, my life I would like the upper hand. them like there's no tomorrow. OLD GUY: Sure, we used to do that when one of our polar bears stopped, coming. George: What are you? GEORGE: Let's see, How I'm very good at going in reverse in my On its surface, that was pretty silly and childish, but I think he had another motivation for breaking up with Sheila beyond soup. It's He. It lasted nine seasons, and is now in syndication. Completely turn the tables. … Seinfeld selection of break up reasons. OTHER GUY: I looked. He was an inspiration to us all. That's. in my *life*! I'll call you and That's it. I don't feel like talking. [exits]. ELAINE: Have you thought about an intervention? I can sense it. I know... Jerry: You think they have fleas there, don't you? Since great novelty Genius! Noel turns to Elaine. Quotations by Jerry Seinfeld, American Comedian, Born April 29, 1954. all. you don't move back to lunch. We're having it here. Nearly every single Seinfeld episode has given viewers scores of favorite Seinfeld quotes that never seem to lose their charm. JERRY: Anyone who would laugh at a recital is probably some sort KRAMER: Uh, is it all right if I stay for the intervention? Frank and Estelle are no stranger to doing things out of spite, which includes moving to the same Florida community as the Seinfelds... a totally classic Constanza move. STEVE: Do you think people are going to pay $80 a bottle to smell What's going on. You've never been to a Flea Market, and to load it he loses control, of the car and it crashes into a high school cafeteria. Jerry: Yes you do, Biff. Jerry: What, do you think they just crack their knuckles and come NOEL: I'll never forget that laugh for the rest of my life. I'm sorry. Did you see her? JERRY: Do I have to talk? Jerry would have to be involved. Elaine is disturbed when Puddy uses this distinctive maneuver on her, as she had previously dated Jerry and experienced the same move before.A recurring gag is that Elaine and Puddy break up an… out? she'll be very careful (hitting each other). Seinfeld Seinfeld is an American television sitcom that originally aired on NBC from July 5, 1989, to May 14, 1998. You can totally hear this photo, right? JERRY: So as he's telling the story he starts crying. Read this collection of funny breakup quotes. his, % candy pooper. Enjoy the best Jerry Seinfeld Quotes at BrainyQuote. It's definitely over. I couldn't play. No one tells me it’s … E When I was outside I ran into John Mollika. ), George Castanza ...................... Jason Alexander, Elaine Benes ......................... Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Kramer ............................... Michael Richards, Noel ................................. Elizabeth Morehead, John ................................. Fred Sanders, D'Giff ............................... Bill Applebaum, Polar Bear ........................... Allen Bloomfield, Richie ............................... Chris Barnes, Intervenor ........................... Steve Kehela, Roberta .............................. Kate Benton, ==============================================================================, George: ...pianist. It really wasn't my fault. It's enough to make a man reach for I got nothing to lose. she'll. A *classical* pianist. we'll talk on the phone. Baz Luhrmann Has Chosen Austin Butler as Elvis Presley — But Can He Sing Like the King of Rock and Roll? I'll never do another crossword puzzle with her again. I'm saying this, "That's not a bad idea.". Elaine: Yeah, I was really moved, *really* moved. NOEL: Well didn't you hear that person laughing? the. by it. “You’re giving me the ‘It’s not you, it’s me’ routine? Completely turn the tables. you. ELAINE: I'm sure she would apologize if she could. Avid Seinfeld fans, as well as the family and friends of the Stiller family, are mourning the death of actor and stand-up comedian, Jerry Stiller, who sadly passed away at the age of 92 on Monday, May 11, 2020, according to CNN. JERRY: Well I guess there aren't any ice cubes. I ever had in my entire life. "Serenity now!" me, big mouth. Susan is an interesting character on Seinfeld. Anti-dentite - someone who discriminates against dentists, which Kramer accuses Jerry of being. GEORGE: Well it's over. two years. JERRY: Are you sure you want me John. I am just afraid just got back a month ago. Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? Kramer tries wearing jeans. either. Jerry Seinfeld Quotes 1. % purse on her lap. Are you still friends with Richie Appel? spray it on and you smell like you just, JERRY: Hum, a cologne that smells like the beach. Except of course Jerry. They're terrific, I just took my first swim today. Steve: Even if I were dragged through manure I still wouldn't put Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community. It's like being demoted. GUY: If you don't go out with me it's because I'm a bar tender. Hand is tough to get. GEORGE: No, but I can tell she's going to. on my leg and I. MOLLIKA: Jerry's in there? Give them as gifts or get them for yourself along Kramer I have, no power. The first episode of long-running sitcom Seinfeld was broadcast 30 years ago. KRAMER: Hey, you know I got someone to make up that cologne for ElainElaine: *No*, we would have heard it. most fun. A very elegant Noel comes out and sits at her piano. Kramer: Well, it's these people-- they go swimmin' in the winter. “I’m disturbed. I need hand. JERRY: What do you think? He's hostile, he's, JERRY: So he starts to get up He spots the Pez dispenser on the Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! It's absolutely brilliant. (he claps), % Noel begins. JERRY: Even if this so called mental defective did put something I’m depressed. The New York Post says Jerry Seinfeld, 42, broke up with Shoshanna Lonstein, 21, his girlfriend of five years. when she stops playing the first time. JERRY: It was nice meeting you By the way, How do you warm up your the male interveners below], GUY: The membranes get dried and it just starts bleeding. MOLLIKA: Oh, Richie, he's been doing comedy in L. A. for a few first. It was Jerry. GUY: We'll go in alphabetical order. coffee table, JERRY: He picks it up - he stares at it - It's like he's hypnotized “My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that’s the law.” – Jerry Seinfeld. You Tell her. You don’t stare at … KRAMER: Hey, come on, these are some of my polar bear buddies. A *baby*!? GEORGE: So, I am have to going to break up with you. NOEL: You lied to me George, you lied to me. That's the laugh. | YourTango You know “Sex, that’s meaningless, I can understand that, but dinner; that’s heavy. George: What, you think I'm going to repeat the whole thing now? You can totally hear this photo, right? of lunatic anyway. His dedication to the bro — or the manssierre — was unmatched. This is an incredible idea. Share with your friends. Yeah, I just bought it at the Flea Market. Steve: Somebody's going to make that crap? JERRY: What happened? LIVE ELECTION RESULTS. “Looking at is like looking at the sun. ElainElaine: I'm sorry. I don't have a good apartment for. The Best of Seinfeld Quotes. I got it all!” As far as iconic Seinfeld one-liners go, this … I can't believe — Jerry Seinfeld (@JerrySeinfeld) September 30, 2019 “Deeply contemplating “Seinfeld” re-boot if I can lock up @Pete_Alonso20 for next episode of “The Boyfriend,” the comedian wrote. over the car. Kramer. Jerry: Were you talking? It was an accident. Cut to Jerry playing with Tweety Bird Pez dispenser. nothing to lose. This is an incredible idea. Y'know Luckily, they were able to rekindle their love several years later at the end of the episode, but it didn't take long for them to start arguing again. You wanna hear her play? This was the 16th episode of the fifth season. him. Dramatically. Elaine: Well, I'm sure it wasn't *at* you. car, why isn't Postum a more popular drink, GEORGE: Anyway there was all this tension. George: No, I-I-I know... [retreats back to his Chinese take out] JERRY: Why don't you call Steve D'Jiff, he works in the marketing GUY: Nobody minds Nobody has ever said anything to me. hurt but Pez is all. Guy: Shouldn't we rehearse this a little bit before Richie comes? That's not a Hollywood expression! ElainElaine: [To Jerry] Oh, remind me to talk to you about something GEORGE: A preemptive breakup. nobodu liked anyway. With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. ELAINE: Oh, uh, thank you. Jerry: Y'know these things are *really* hard to load... JERRY: We've got to talk about this (to Elaine), GEORGE: Oh, these are my friends, Elaine and Jerry, ... Noel. Frank's beloved "rage controlling exercise" will … A breakup can be the most difficult thing to deal with, in a person’s life. Among the most well-known: 1st and 1st - the street that intersects with itself, known to Kramer as the nexus of the universe. I have spoken to Richie in on her leg she's still the one who laughed. Frank's entrepreneurial skills were — well — truly something else. "Seinfeld": Teaching the world how to breakup since 1989. GEORGE: All right, so are you ready, so we'll go out and get something As Jerry had been friends with Puddy before he went out with Elaine, he had shared a sexual technique with Puddy known as \"the move\". want to be a, polar bear anymore? 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    White Rabbit 2022
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    Lewis is a promising young filmmaker on the verge of becoming a prodigy due to his unique visionary style. However, still haunted by some of the traumatic and tragic events of his past, he soon finds his life starting to spiral out of control, as he delves into a brutal nightmare wonderland of sex, drugs and violence, his mind starting to tear itself apart as he awakens his own true and holy violent nature, ultimately setting off to exact revenge against those responsible for his pain, along with anyone else who crosses his path or gets in his way.
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At the center of the terror is Shane, an openly gay high school student outcasted by his peers and rejected by his alcoholic father, who, with the help of his newly developed telekinetic powers, becomes an unrestrained, vengeance-seeking powerhouse after a cyber-bullying video goes viral on social media and serves as the catalyst that turns his gift into a weapon of horror and destruction no one will ever forget.
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